Asher Roth - How Many Bars lyrics

[Boyder] Baseball adjustable cap backwards Walk by your crew, you're like, "that nerd's On my last nerve", but it's all good, doggie Cos I had your girlfriend with my coffee That's twice a day, yeah, twice today Girls would be abstinent if I was gay When I talk to her I just keep it brief Walk down the street with my peen out my briefs Yeah, I'm a monster socially Private counselors teach girls to get over me Barracuda semen, swimming past ovaries All ya'll thought white boys said was "totally" If you're looking for me I'll give you a noogie Yeah I get more head than a hoodie You're gonna get it, how much you wanna bet? Drop my pants, what you see is what you get [Asher Roth] Slim fitted, dim witted, get with it (get with it) See your Benz dented, me and my friends did it (yeah we did it) Committed the dumb sh**, dum-ditty I did it in one sitting with just a dum-ditty Come get it, I'm coming to some city This summer the sun's gonna feel suddenly strong, ain't it? Goddammit the planet be so damaged I can't even go roll without my suntan lotion No, son, take a look up out the ocean All over the globe what was frozen is now erosion And being pulled to the coast with your mom's best friend And her son called ozone holes and Sippin a mamosa Mama in the back yard baking up a loaf of Something so soulful Hoping this banana bread Gimme any hand full of that and I'll dismantle it Had to hit up Cannon when I landed in Atlanta and Told him how we about to go ahead and save the planet and da-da-tantling, back up with my Dj We be cleaning house now, put this one on replay Alright um...