Art Rush - Bayview Fever lyrics

Kid: It's the Bayview - when you're 35 and middle aged Wasting precious years away, hoping to get laid by a cougar Single mom, root her Twenty-dollar drink to woo her, what a loser Speaking of the drinks, what's f**in' going on there Bartender stares when I'm groaning, that's not fair, bro $5.50 for a Carlton, what's the go Australia says no, to your sh** prices in your trendy pubs, mutt f** it bruz, head with us, to the Sawdust But it's shut - Closed for good now Another good pub in town run down to the ground Now the only place around is this pompous crap Hats off in the pub, no I won't do that But you got a seccy rat for no reason just to prove that The establishment got a bit of cash Now the only place left to unwind is amongst the wine and the fine food I'm so confused; A pub's about the booze and the blues and the booze This ain't Masterchef - The cun't ain't started yet Thirty minutes for a meal so I depart and jet Next door to the bab shop to grab a bab I'd rather have a six dollar steak any day mate over this gay place But at least it ain't the HHH, what a chafe aye Art: Bayview fever, Bayview fever Nowhere else to go to Cause I don't have a local pub Since they shut the Sawdust Kid: And could someone tell me - What the hell's a f**in' function room, you c*nts are rude What you tryina prove, deconstruct and move the pool table downstairs Where every c*nt stares, cause your gameplay better than theirs I miss that hidden room at the top of the steps Turnin' off the tunes on the jukebox set Playin crap on purpose, so you put your cash in for the service I unplugged it from the wall since I learnt it Throwin' coasters round like frisbees With the boys with me, breakin' fifties, being shifty Let's not forget when I fell in love with pinball The free game, balls to the wall I was in for the heartbreak, when they take it away No more replay, came the day when the function room replaced All that was, just for what So a bunch of rich snobs and gronks got what they want Who the f** you think you are King of what, gone too far Think you're ooh-la-la, la-di-da, to drink with the commoners Off your high horse, don't force to ignore the poor Cause a few olmateys walked in the door Pour a drink, it's a must Nowhere else to go since they closed up the Sawdust All that's left is the Bayview; can't even see the bay Not a glimpse of water should rename to Faceless and seethrough, complete you Nah, think I got it, they should call it Treeview, decieved you Art: Seven bucks for a rum and coke.. Gave the guy a twenty before I even realised what was happening. That's bullsh** Bayview fever, Bayview fever Nowhere else to go to Cause I don't have a local pub Since they shut the Sawdust Kid: And here's Art Rush Art: Ten minute walk up the hill but I got pilled Bloke without a local and the rum and coke's a joke Seven bucks for a gla**, I ain't got cla** Think I can afford that Buy olmate a drink with a twenty I don't even think I got twenty cents back, got jacked No pinny at the pub, it's a crime Spending time at the 'Dust was a must till it went bust Feelin' suss sittin' in the booth at the B-View Middle-aged gronks wearing ties Free sausage rolls, free party pies and chicken fries The size of it is that it's sh** Function room's an empty room What's the point, used to like this joint Came here all the time and I repped it Now you wrecked it, so I disrespect it Where am I supposed to go now The G-Ville RSL, Top Ryde Royal, Ryedales, PJs, HHH f** it mate, get some takeaways Cause I don't have a local pub Since they shut the Sawdust Bayview fever, Bayview fever Nowhere else to go to Cause I don't have a local pub Since they shut the Sawdust