Art Rush - True Top Ryde Day lyrics

Went to Top Ryde with Lucas on a Wednesday To buy some pants from the Double Bay Warehouse Found a rubber ball in between the escalators Bounced it around for a couple of hours Tried to go bowling but they ran out of shoes So we spent three bucks and played Time Crisis Couldn't find Toyland, they must've moved it again Got bored got the bus to Macquarie It was a true Top Ryde day Gotta get my school clothes at Lowes Suffer through the trying on, trying this Trying that, buying ties It's the last few days of the school holidays In a few more days I'm goin back to year 8 And nothing could be more depressing Trying on shoes It's the right before term starts bringer of doom And as I squirm in boredom I hear a squeal They're kicking out a guy who just flashed the staff It was a true Top Ryde day After school I went to the shop that used to be the Angel Records Bought an orgasm keyring So I could use it in cla** For giggles and sh**s It's supposed to be lips But it looks like a clit to me Bought some two dollar DVDs From in front of the Tandy Went to the Bi-Lo bought 18 by Moby On ca**ette for six bucks Headed home on the 515 It was a true Top Ryde day Kept my uniform on Kept my shirt untucked But that's another story It was a true Top Ryde day