Art Paul Schlosser - Santa's In Jail lyrics

You may be wondering why Santa never came Well, it's not his fault-No! He's not to blame He's been in jail for all these years And it's not for drunk driving (he never drinks liquor maybe 1 or 2 beer) No! They thought he might have robbed the train And when they found out he was innocent, they kept him in jail because they thought he was insane I guess that red suit gave him away They said anyone who dresses like that must be insane (that's what they did say) Well after all hope fails, all hope fails And because they think he's insane, they won't let him get no bail Chorus: Santa ! Santa ! Santa's in Jail ? Santa Claus is in Jail They think he's insane; they won't let him get no bail Santa Claus is in Jail (With a real crying voice) Santa Claus is in Jail Santa Claus is in Jail Well, I hope you have a good Christmas- A Christmas snow white And I hope you get lots of cards and letters for everyone you do write But if it starts to rain and to sleet and starts to hail Be thankful you're not Santa because Santa's in jail (go back to the chorus)