Arrogant Worms - My Boy lyrics

My boy likes to play with trucks (trucks) Diggin' in the dirt and rolling in the muck (uh-huh) My boy likes to play with trucks (trucks) And then he makes them wear dresses They dance 'round and 'round the garden Floating above the shed and the trellises Waltzing amongst the neighbor's begonias Then they return to the dirt I'm getting mixed messages from the boy One day he's a guy, the next he's a girlie pants He talks real smart, then he eats rocks Mixed messages from the boy My boy likes his army men (yeah) Shooting up the terrorists, blowing up their base (bang bang) My boy likes his army men And then he has them fall in love The dance 'round and 'round the garden Synchronized swimming inside the bird bath Waltzing amongst the neighbor's petunias Then he drowns them all My boy and I like to watch football (football) Big time hits and big time plays (uh-huh) My boy and I like tough sports And then he pees his pants I'm getting mixed messages from the boy One day he's a guy, the next he's a girlie pants He talks real smart, he thinks he's a canoe Mixed messages from the boy I'm getting mixed messages from the boy Mixed messages from the boy For Christmas he wants a lighter and a Barbie doll I guess I'll see where it leads