Arrogant Worms - The Canadian Crisis Song lyrics

Often on the weekend i'll jump in my car I won't fill up the tank although i'm going far And if somebody asks me if i'm going to a bar I'll say i'm shopping 'cross the border in the usa I don't go down there to buy my groceries I respect our farmers and our factories I don't believe that "local" means it's poor in quality It's just our goddamn prices are too high (if he stays away for just two days) I'll get one hundred dollars duty-free If it adds to more i won't claim it for (he won't declare the products if they're in his trunk) Although it is canada that i call home I don't cheer for the yankees when i'm in the dome I didn't swell with pride during the desert storm It's just that i don't want to pay the tax (it's just that he's too cheap to pay the tax) (yes, it's just like this, he's a loyalist) I'll only shop at malls that fly our flag (and he'll tell bob rae that he just won't pay) Unless i need my unemployment benefits (get a job, get a job, get a job) Now everyone is doing the same thing as me They're doing what they can to beat the gst They're lining up for miles at the duty-free So i bought a jc penny's store in buffalo (so everybody come on down to buffalo) (cause if you stay away for just two days) You'll get one hundred dollars duty-free Though it's not at par it'll still go far And it ends up in the pockets of a country man (it ends up in the pockets of a country man) Oh, canada.