Arrogant Worms - Hernia Belt lyrics

One day I sang an aria That caused a hernia It was a ma**ive bulge To the doctor I divulged That I still had to play Though it caused me ma**ive pain I won't throw in the towel Just please hold in my bowels I love my hernia belt I love my hernia belt It'll keep my guts inside me Til the end of the show I've got a little friend down there (not that one) A different little friend down there A better one you can't find To hold in your intestines A high fashion wrap That hits beneath the belt I don't cause a fuss In velcro I do trust I love my hernia belt I love my hernia belt It'll keep my guts inside me until I have my surgery What are they gonna shave What are they gonna save When they fix my hernia Hope the doctor doesnt slip When he cuts into my skin I just want to piss in one direction! Now I love my hernia repair I love my hernia repair It'll kep my guts inside me for the rest of my life