Arrogant Worms - Dumb Guys lyrics

I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool Or ignoramus, dunderhead, halfwit, simp or tool He's got charm and an appeal you can't deny He's just your everyday dumb guy Dumb guys don't have much to say and it's probably for the best You rarely hear a dumb guy getting something off his chest They didn't notice you leave so they dont ask where you've been You always know exactly where they've been Dumb guys... get all the good looks Dumb guys...dont own alot of books Dumb guys... read the comic strips Dumb guys... and move their lips Dumb guys... got alot of dumb friends Dumb guys... break a bottle on their heads Everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys Dumb guys all got hearts of gold and brains made out of goo He don't know what he don't know and hes not expected to If he stares off into space, don't mean he's lost in thought Probably means hes lost It's always fun to spot the dumb guy in the bar How much you wanna bet that he can lift a car And you should punch him in the gut as hard as you can Then lets all watch that dumb guy dance Dumb guys...get all the good looks Dumb guys...don't own alot of books Dumb guys...read the comic strips and Dumb guys...and move their lips Dumb guys...got hot girlfriends Dumb guys...play defensive end Everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys They are never to sensitive Not the least bit inquisitive You know them you love them you hang out with them Sometimes you even vote for them Dumb guys...get all the good looks Dumb guys...dont own alot of books Dumb guys...read the comic strips Dumb guys...and move their lips Dumb guys...their spoons dont bend Dumb guys...could be president Everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys