Arrogant Worms - She Talks During Movies lyrics

She had beautiful eyes, two of them A nose on her face and arms of equal length She walked pretty well and had most of her teeth That a girl like her could like me was beyond belief So we went on a date and had dinner Man, you should have seen the way she ate those chicken fingers We went to the theatre, I was feeling loose Then I discovered the terrible truth She talks during movies, she just won't shut her mouth She talks during movies, popcorn spilling out When the movie started she didn't stop Her gums just kept a flappin' talky talky talk Then she turned to me and said “you look tense” And told me and the whole theatre how the movie ends And as she loudly chewed her gum She took out her phone out started talking to her mom Some guy from back yelled, “you're not at home” She shouted “Shut up! Can't you see I'm on the phone!” She talks during movies, still she's kinda cute She talks during movies, I wish she were a mute I could not believe a girl like her'd go out with me Now I know why she's single and why I have got to leave She talks during movies, I try to sneak out without her knowin' She talks during movies, she yells “where you goin'?” She talks during movies, I'm going home and watch a DVD She talks during movies, without the commentary