I used to have money a house and a car A kid and a wife and a cat But they all left me when I lost my job And that was the end of that Still I wake up smiling every day ‘Cause I got one thing that they can't take away CHORUS I got fingers, I got fingers One two three four five six seven eight and two thumbs I got fingers, I got fingers I can run them through my hair I can stick them up my… Ask me how much I love my fingers And I'll say a whole lot Did you know without fingers a hand is just a stump? With which it would be difficult to scratch your itchy rump I like to use my fingers when I pick my nose ‘Cause I really hurt myself that time I used my toes CHORUS My index finger points, my ring one is lonely My pinky is the one I lift when I'm having tea I stick out my thumb when I'm hitching a ride And I raise my middle finger if I'm not satisfied CHORUS CHORUS A lot, a lot, I like ‘em a whole lot One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and two thumbs!