Arrogant Worms - Cellphone Vigilante lyrics

I was having dinner with a friend I was telling a story and nearing the end When his cell phone rang and he said, "I've gotta take this call." So I waited for a minute or two And then I did what I had to do: I grabbed the phone from his hand and threw it against the wall And as it lay there on the ground I picked my leg up and I put my foot down And crushed that evil thing to smithereens Cause I'm a cell phone vigilante So don't you take that call When you're at the movie theater Or shopping at the mall And if I hear you talking about your boring life I'll make it end right now so I don't have to hear it twice Yeah! Well, it used to be only crazy folks Talking to themselves and laughing at jokes That no one else but them could even hear! But since the cell phone came around There's crazy folks all over town And it's like they're all just yapping in my ear! And now that they've got text messaging They're always thumbing on their thing I don't know what they're doing, but it ain't right! Cause I'm a cell phone vigilante And you won't be here long If you make your ringtone an annoying hip hop song And if I see you driving with a phone at your ear Next time you get a call, it'll be ringing out your rear! Yeah! Well, I went up to Jerry And crushed his Blackberry I went up to Tony And I busted up his Sony I went up to Phil His Nokia I did k** And who knows? You might be next! Cause I'm a cell phone vigilante So don't make me intervene And have to clean up your bad manners Through rough and violent means So put the cell phone down And take a little time To walk all the way over To a safe landline And that way, I won't have to hurt you!