Arrogant Worms - Canada s**s lyrics

I hate the Sky Dome and the CN tower too I hate Nathan Phillips square and the Ontario zoo The rents too high The airs unclean The beaches are dirty and the people are mean And the women are big and the men are dumb And the children are loopy because they live in a slump The water is polluted and the mayors a dork They dress real bad and they think their New York In to-ron-to-o, On-ta-ri-o-o [You know what actually I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario Oh yah me 2] I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa Kitchener, Windsor and Oshawa London s**s and the great lakes s** And Sarnia s**s and turkey point s**s I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulroney He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree I went to see the maple leafs and got hit in the head with a puck and I dont even know how they did it, I mean I was playing the organ. Ontariooooooooo, s**s! Yep actually you know now that I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country. Well except for Alberta, oh yah I love Alberta, pretty nice Lots of cows, trees, rocks, dirt. moo moo moo But I hate Newfoundland because they talk so weird And Prince Edward Island is too small Nova Scotia is dumb because its the name of a bank New Brunswick doesnt have a good mall Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad Ontario s**s, Ontario s**s. Manitobas population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer isnt that stupid Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old And as for the territories, their too cold! And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us Because Albertaaa doesnt s**, but Calgary doessssss.