Arrogant Worms - A Manly Song lyrics

A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song I am a manly man who lives a manly life In my manly house with my manly wife And two manly children And a manly guinea pig My cell phone's very small and my TV's really big. A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song I was driving like a man when my tire blew off the hub So I grabbed my cellphone manfully and called the auto club I stood there like a man until they came along And as she changed my tire I sang a manly song. A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along as we sing our manly song Then we say hey we say hey it's fun to say hey hey, hey in a manly way. How I long for the days when a man was a man When belching was a sport and chest hair wasn't banned When we would all get manicures and eat manatee stew When little's all we did and nothing's all we knew. A manly song a manly song I like to sing a manly song My manly friends all sing along Long, long, long As we sing our manly song.