[Verse 1] A Japanese Jesus? A Japanese Jesus, come up An indefinite Jesus? An indefinite Jesus will come up Reading Japanese comics And f**ing Japanese omanko A Japanese Jesus? A Japanese Jesus, come up [Chorus] I'm gearing up I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas I'm gearing up I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas [Verse 2] Oh, Japanese Jesus Oh, Japanese Jesus come on Hey, Japanese Jesus Oh, Japanese Jesus come on Reading Japanese comics And f**ing Japanese omanko, oh Oh, Japanese Jesus Oh, Japanese Jesus come on [Chorus] (2x) I'm gearing up I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas I'm gearing up I'm gearing up for a Japanese Christmas