It was the biggest ever co*k you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that co*k has been. You said you were careful - you never were with me. I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three. She was the best shag i'd ever had. That doesn't mean i'm saying, bedwise, you were bad. I think you were working, we got a hotel. We didn't have anything but i thought i might as well. I never told the rest. I was drunk and i told you i was thinking about a test. You know i just said it for effect. Then you laughed and said i'd f** anything in a skirt once i'm erect. And she's a famous harlot in this town. I know enough to, but still i couldn't turn her down. He said i'm an arsehole, what was i thinking? It's far too easy to blame it on the drinking.