Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Rabbot lyrics

[Displays a castle, raining and the caption below says:] Laboratory of Dr. Weird South Jersey Shore DR. WEIRD: Gentlemen. Vegetables have threaten man for generations. I have obtained funds to solve this vegetable nightmare. STEVE: Hey, um... DR. WEIRD: Behold! STEVE: Uh, Dr. Weird? I thought that grant was for something to like cure diseases... DR. WEIRD: The grant? What is that? STEVE: Uh... DR. WEIRD: Shut up. Behold! The Rabbot! [machine door opens] [Rabbot starts turning its head around] STEVE: Um, Dr. Weird... DR. WEIRD: Now bring me my large french perfume and spray him in the eyes because that's how it happened to me! [machine sprays the Rabbot in its eyes] [Rabbot starts... screaming, I guess, while its head is turning around] DR. WEIRD: Now you feel pretty don't you? [Dr. Weird starts laughing] [The Rabbot jumps out machine door and starts to escape Dr. Weird's laboratory] DR. WEIRD: The Rabbot! My creation! [The Rabbot makes a biga** hole in the laboratory's wall and starts jumping out to the city] DR. WEIRD: What has science done?! [The Rabbot then proceeds to go to a neighborhood, which has Carl and the Aqua Teen Hunger Force] [The Rabbot jumps on Carl's car until it can't be destroyed anymore] [theme song plays] CARL: What happened to my freaking car?! [Master Shake opens his house door and walks over to Carl] MASTER SHAKE: Good morning, Carl. How's it going? CARL: Oh, yeah. Good morning to you there, Mr. Food Monster, this is how it's going. Look at my freaking car! It is crushed to bejesus and back. MASTER SHAKE: Have you gotten any estimates? CARL: Aw, for the freaking-I just found it this way! I just walked out here for freaking sake! MASTER SHAKE: Carl. It's okay. It's cool man. I'm a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think! [Takes a deep breath] MASTER SHAKE: Meteors did it! That'll be 20 dollars. FRYLOCK: Hey, Carl. CARL: Great, we got the fry-man up there. MASTER SHAKE: I have not called for you, Frylock. What are you doing here? FRYLOCK: I live here. MASTER SHAKE: Well, quit hovering. I am the leader! FRYLOCK: Man, your car is messed up. How are you going to get to work, Carl? CARL: I work out of the home. MASTER SHAKE: Frylock, send Carl to work! Then we shall solve this mystery and make 20 dollars! CARL: Do no point that fry thing at me. [Frylock points his eye lasers at Carl and picks him up with it] CARL: Aw, geez... MASTER SHAKE: Quickly Carl, the ray is upon you. Where do you work? CARL: I done told you, I work out of the home. Now stop with the freak beam! MASTER SHAKE: Send Carl to the home, then! FRYLOCK: To the home! CARL: [he flies up in the air after Frylock "sends" him to "The Home"] Stay out of my pool! [Lands on the roof of his house on his back] Ow my hip! My hip... MASTER SHAKE: Okay. That'll be 20 dollars. FRYLOCK: So, what now, Shake? MASTER SHAKE: We shall solve the mystery from Carl's Pool. CARL: Don't go in my pool. MASTER SHAKE: Go to the bank. FRYLOCK: This is a fun pool. I do like splashing. MASTER SHAKE: Yes. Playing is for pleasure. We should have a pool. Make us one from the sky, I command it! FRYLOCK: Yeah. Yeah I'll do that. MASTER SHAKE: Seriously, I do command it. FRYLOCK: I wonder who k**ed Carl's car. MASTER SHAKE: A car cannot be k**ed! It was murdered By someone who is jealous of Carl's ability to drive. Jealousy is the motivation! Wake the Meatwad! SCHOOLLY D: Man, everybody knows meat don't sleep! MASTER SHAKE: Who-who-who-whoa! Wake up, Meatwad! MEATWAD: Good Morning, Frylock, how you doing? FRYLOCK: Good Morning, Meatwad. MEATWAD: This is a good beat, why ain't you dancing? MASTER SHAKE: [jumps on the jambox and destroys it] Dancing is forbidden. It is mystery time we have a case to solve. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a**emble! MASTER SHAKE: Now look. MEATWAD: Can I go swimming? MASTER SHAKE: It's clear to me that meteors have destroyed Carl's car. MEATWAD: Can I go swimming? MASTER SHAKE: But he's committed to give us 20 dollars. MEATWAD: Can I go swimming? MASTER SHAKE: So what I propose we do is to spend that money now. MEATWAD: Can I go swimming? MASTER SHAKE: [Before he has time to take it back.] FRYLOCK: And we're going to spend it on what? MASTER SHAKE: Candies. MEATWAD: Hey, Master Shake, can I go swimming? MASTER SHAKE: Look Meatwad. This is Carl's pool, not yours. You can't just decide to go swimming whenever you want. MEATWAD: But you're swimming right now. MASTER SHAKE: What I'm doing is merely swirling the water about. That's not a crime! FRYLOCK: Uh, Shake. We swam enough now, haven't we? Shouldn't we get going on this mystery? MASTER SHAKE: Let's do it tomorrow. It's supposed to snow tomorrow. FRYLOCK: No. We'll do it now. MASTER SHAKE: Fine! Aqua Teens a**emble cause Frylock baby has to have it! [heroic-type song plays but then stops a few times when the garage door can't open] MASTER SHAKE: Come on! Today. [Garage door closes] MEATWAD: Hey, it's going down. MASTER SHAKE: Keep pressing it. Keep pressing it! [Garage door opens again but then stops] MASTER SHAKE: Why do you keep pressing it? MEATWAD: I'm not doing anything. [Frylock uses his eye beam to blast the door open] MASTER SHAKE: Well, hoorah. Now I have to go to the bathroom. SCHOOLLY D: Shake. You know you don't have a bathroom, baby. MEATWAD: Where are we going? MASTER SHAKE: Shut your deformed mouth, Meatwad, before I nail it shut. I will be the one asking the questions. [No ones moves and Frylock starts using his Frydar to find clues] MASTER SHAKE: Come on! Go! Will you just go?! FRYLOCK: My Frydar is picking up an unusual scent off Carl's car. MASTER SHAKE: It is the scent of jealousy. Clearly. MEATWAD: It smells to me like perfume. MASTER SHAKE: What? What did I just tell you? I was not put on this earth to listen to meat. Frylock, were you? FRYLOCK: It is perfume. MASTER SHAKE: Didn't think so. FRYLOCK: Whoever k**ed Carl's car was smelling real good. MASTER SHAKE: Whatever, just follow it. Come on! The scent! Do it! [The Rabbot goes behind a counter in the Powerpuff Mall] [The Rabbot starts putting different types of sprays in its system. He then starts shaking himself up and sprays a figure then leaves, also leaving another frame of itself in the wall] MASTER SHAKE: Slow down, Meatwad! You'll get us all k**ed! You want to get us all k**ed? Because you're gonna do it. Keep going the way you're going. Oh, yeah. Keep going. Brilliant. FRYLOCK: The scent seems to be coming from that mall. MASTER SHAKE: I know. MEATWAD: Alright! I want some jeans! MASTER SHAKE: I'm the one that wants some jeans! MASTER SHAKE: What are you doing? What's taking so long? Why are we still here? FRYLOCK: I'm an*lyzing the scent. MASTER SHAKE: How did you get back there? That's for sales persons only. I wanna get back there. Get me back there. MEATWAD: Here. Take the meat bridge. It's right here. MASTER SHAKE: Meat bridge? No! MEATWAD: Well, fine. Don't take the meat bridge. MASTER SHAKE: How close are we to avenging the d**h of Carl's car? And please say soon, because I am bored. FRYLOCK: A large quantity of hair growth formula is missing from this counter. MASTER SHAKE: Well, as long as we don't go back to the lab. FRYLOCK: I need to go back to the lab. MASTER SHAKE: God! That'll take a thousand hours! FRYLOCK: What sort of twisted fiend would need this much hair growth formula? MASTER SHAKE: It's a perfume counter! Obviously, a woman did it! Now let's go! MEATWAD: Oooh. Hey, Frylock look at this! MASTER SHAKE: You get away from that. That's an emergency exit and if you set the alarm and get everyone of us in trouble, you'll be the one to go to prison. Not us! FRYLOCK: That could be a clue. MASTER SHAKE: It has nothing to do with this! What's the matter with you? MEATWAD: I found it. MASTER SHAKE: You'll find the back of my hand very displeasing. Now roll on over here. MEATWAD: No, I'm not. MASTER SHAKE: Right next to my hand. MEATWAD: I ain't done nothing to you! FRYLOCK: Why are these jeans all covered in hair? MASTER SHAKE: Why is anything anything? That is the style from L.A. And that is where my manager lives. And my agent. Okay? The case is solved. SCHOOLLY D: The case is solved. Yeah, right. FRYLOCK: Shake aren't you even curious about the hole in the wall, the hairy jeans, all that missing hair growth formula? MASTER SHAKE: No, I don't think so. The case is solved. It was meteors. Meteors did it. FRYLOCK: I thought you said a woman did it. MASTER SHAKE: A woman, a meteor, whatever. Carl doesn't know! We're the detectives. [The Rabbot sprays a building] FRYLOCK: Shake, did you see that? MASTER SHAKE: That Afro pick? Yes! And it's mine. I called it! Get away! [The Rabbot sprays Shake] MASTER SHAKE: Whoa! No! No! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna... Oh, no! [Master Shake gets hair] MASTER SHAKE: I'm beatiful! Oh look at me Frylock! I'm beautiful. I like the length. Makes me look a little wild. FRYLOCK: Look, that rabbit is the thing that k**ed Carl's car and we need to stop it. MASTER SHAKE: Okay. Here's the plan. Indigo is right across the street from here. Okay? FRYLOCK: The hair salon? MASTER SHAKE: Yes. And I'm gonna go over there and see if they can squeeze me in for a perm. But when I get back, this rabbits going down. FRYLOCK: Yeah, thanks Shake. Thanks a lot, buddy. MASTER SHAKE: Take care, I'll be back in an hour. FRYLOCK: Meatwad! MEATWAD: What? What's going on? Hey, can I get my jambox? FRYLOCK: Maybe later. MEATWAD: Maybe now... I'm gonna go get my jambox! FRYLOCK: No, Meatwad! Not the jambox! [Meatwad turns on his jambox and starts dancing] MEATWAD: Everybody likes dancing, Frylock! Doo-doo-dee-doo. Doo-doo-dee-doo. FRYLOCK: Good going, Meatwad. You've tamed him with your greasy dance of joy. MASTER SHAKE: I leave for 45 minutes and this is what happens? Frylock, burn the rabbit down. FRYLOCK: I don't think we need to do that. He's just dancing. MASTER SHAKE: Do it Frylock, because I said so! [Frylock shoots his eye-beams at the Rabbot but then deflects it back to him] FRYLOCK: [moves on the ground] Whoa! MASTER SHAKE: [gets hit and now his hair is on fire, it burns down and he has no more hair left] Aaagh! FRYLOCK: Sorry. MASTER SHAKE: Way to go. Way to go. FRYLOCK: You okay? MASTER SHAKE: Does it look like I'm okay? Stand back and I shall destroy him! Shake... Power... Activate! [Huffs and release a green-goo from his straw] MASTER SHAKE: Now come over here and slip on it if you dare, rabbit. [Rabbot jumps over to the Aqua Teen] MASTER SHAKE: Now set the trap, Frylock! FRYLOCK: Trap? What trap? [Meatwad, Master Shake, and Frylock proceed to get the hell out from downtown] MASTER SHAKE: Go get a trap. FRYLOCK: I didn't bring no trap. What trap you talking about? MASTER SHAKE: Come on! Let's go! Let's go! He's gonna k** us! [The Rabbot crushes the sh** out of Meatwad] SCHOOLLY D: Things is looking shady for the Aqua Teens! MASTER SHAKE: I have called this meeting to say that downtown is no longer safe. So in short, we need to pick some new restaurants and night clubs. CARL: Get out of my freaking pool!