ApologetiX - Rocky's Now My Name lyrics

Parody of "Rocky Mountain Way" by Joe Walsh (Matthew 16:18; John 1:42) Spent my past here, stuck in Galilee Couldn't get inspired Found the Master then He changed my name 'cause Simon's old and tired And you know Jesus says that I'm a rocky, stoney lad But if Rocky's now my name it's better than the name I had Well, the Zealot, magician and leper all had Names that they shared with me And there was a tanner Jesus' brother and Judas' dad - even a Pharisee Simon's name was standard And there's Simon of Cyrene and Simon Cowell and more than that, uh huh So if Rocky's now my name it's better that He named me that John 1:42 And he brought him to Jesus. Jesus looked at him and said, "You are Simon son of John. You will be called Cephas" (which, when translated, is Peter).