Parody of "Sister Christian" performed by Night Ranger and written by Kelly Keagy (Ephesians 6:12; Matthew 5:38-45, 28:19-20; Luke 6:22-23; Philippians 2:5-8; Titus 3:1-2; 1 Peter 3:15) Mister Christian, oh you're tired and numb And you know that you're the only ones who say -- one way They're not goin' by your Book anymore You know, those boys they want to blame most wars on you, it's true You go to them, but you're diced and sliced Your kindness is despised You see your rights denied They don't know He'll show them love so vast They're probably worryin' you'll do one last crusade – they're afraid Mister Christian, they'll still watch your life So just live it out before their eyes and prove – it's true It's true Go to them, put your pride aside They're trying to pick a fight But be polite and nice Go to them, put your fright to flight You're shining in the night You'll be a light for Christ Mister Christian, oh, they might have guns But you know the Lord's the only one who saves, so pray But you go to them Yeah, go to them