ApologetiX - Plump lyrics

Plump man on a throne with a body large, Totally controlling Israel from afar. From Moab he had come upon us. He seldomly refused when he pa**ed a McDonald's. He's plump, He's plump, He's been widespread. He's plump, He's plump, He's plump, Politely said. Plump King Eglon made life a pain, So the Israelites all cried to God to end his reign. God sent Ehud to save the land. In Judges chapter 3 it talks about his secret plan. He's plump, He's plump, A king-sized bed. He's plump, He's plump, He's plump, He might regret. Eglon was left alone with Ehud because he said to the king, I've got a word of God. He pulled a sword out from underneath. Plump got the point; It went very deep. He's plump, He's plump, He's been quiet. He's plump, He's plump, He's plump, He might be dead. Is Eglon out of our hair? I think so. Is Eglon out of his chair? I think so. Was Eglon caught unprepared? I think so. Where's Eglon? Down over there.