Parody of "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting" by Elton John (Mark 3:1-6; Luke 13:10-17) In Galilee we had a scene one day I'll tell you what the Lord did here The Sabbath was clogged in the synagogue When a withered-handed fool appeared The poor man was sufferin' but the Pharisees did nothin' And they all waited for Jesus there But Jesus broke through their traditions and rules The hand once diseased He repaired Oh, don't give us none of your regulations I've had it with you hypocrites Sabbath day's quite alright for nice things -- get a little practice in Man,they're gettin' spoiled now that Jesus came God just heals 'em left and right And Sabbath day's quite all right for Christ Sabbath day's quite alright, alright, alright, ooh Well, her back was a sight, I'm being polite Was bendin' over double to half of her height Jesus loosed her crippled muscles there in Luke 13 After 18 years she straightened out and she was freed! A couple other times when the Sabbath was right Was a man with-a dropsy and a man born blind Peter's feverish mother-in-law and a demoniac And Bethesda with the man who had the mat Oh, don't give us none of your bad religion I've had it with you hypocrites Sabbath day's quite alright for nice things get a little practice in Man, they're gettin' spoiled now that Jesus came God just heals 'em left and right And Sabbath day's quite all right for Christ Sabbath day's quite alright, alright, alright, ooh Mark 3:4 Then Jesus asked them, "Which is lawful on the Sabbath: to do good or to do evil, to save life or to k**?" But they remained silent.