ApologetiX - Play Fair Delilah lyrics

Parody of "Hey There Delilah" performed by The Plain White T's (Judges 16:4-31) Play fair Delilah Though I like you and you're pretty There's a thousand pounds of weight I'm lifting right now and you're sitting on my shoes Most girls ain't quite as light as you But it's very rude Play fair Delilah Though you're really quite persistent It's not fair how you get on me Cause I'm strong without nutrition or exercise Didn't you employ some private eyes To find out why Oh, what you do to me Oh, it's much too cruel to me Oh, what you do to me Oh, it's worse than UFC, and WWE Play fair Delilah I know I'm not sweatin' hard But, girl, you really shouldn't send in guys to do mixed martial arts When I'm in bed We'll have to fight until they're dead And my wardrobe's wrecked Play fair Delilah You've got steroid allegations Though I'm simply strong you wrote that I was taking HGH And I am not -- even though I love to read your blog Girl, that was wrong CHORUS A thousand pounds seems pretty hard But I ain't got veins that strain my arms It bothers you that I have some other way Your friends they always cause a fuss But I just laugh and whomp their bu*ts You know that none of them have felt such pain Delilah, I can promise you The Bible will reveal the truth But, girl, you'll never ever read a page 'Cause you're New Age Play fair Delilah Just be good and don't you dis me No more tears or I'll be done with you And I'll remain a mystery with no clue You'll need a dog like Scooby Doo You can be as clever as you want to Hey, where did I leave my shampoo That's one for you Oh, what you do to me Oh, it's much too cruel to me Oh, what you do to me Oh, it's worse than UFC -- it's like watchin' Halo 3 Judges 16:16 With such nagging she prodded him day after day until he was tired to d**h.