ApologetiX - Life in the Last Days lyrics

Parody of "Life in the Fast Lane" The Eagles (The Book of Revelation) It's sorta hard to understand, but it's totally awesome And it's eternally finished Who wrote it up? It was John the Apostle Aand the Lord said it won't diminish He had fantastic revelations of the future news Sent here from Jesus, sent here for you When he saw Jesus comin', John fell down as dead He told him, Grab your tablet and write this down instead Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind Life in the last days -- yeah, heh He saw four horsemen, holding the reins Of colorful stallions, who brought different things He who rode the white conquered, and the red one brought war And the black one brought famine; then pale horse number four There was d**h in the saddle, ridin' out through space He had Hades right behind him, k**ed a fourth of the human race All of the people, were trying to hide When the earth started shakin' and the moon turned to blood -- the sun was Black in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind Life in the last days -- yeah, heh Life in the last days -- everything prophesied Life in the last days -- yeah, heh So much to tell you; I've got one verse. Man didn't heed the stop signs And the earth got worse and worse If you're a Christian, baby, you don't need to fear a thing If you're not, go read the Bible 'cause there's more than I can sing There's a false messiah, the people will think he's Christ The world will take his number, but they'll have to pay his price They'll look up and they'll see Jesus and they'll know that they've lost He won the war when He was dyin' on the cross and it was Life in the last days -- sure to make you lose your mind Life in the last days -- yeah, heh Life in the last days -- everything prophesied Life in the last days -- yeah, heh Revelation 1:1 The revelation of Jesus Christ, which God gave him to show his servants what must soon take place. He made it known by sending his angel to his servant John ...