It was many years ago They say that the devil had a prank to play He took job and picked him out a crowd And took everything he had worthwhile And then he introduced a group Of friends he'd known for all those years Who thought they were his only smart close friends We're such impressive, loving, smart, close friends We hope you'll let us join your job We hope you'll let us join your job Start confessin' all your darkest sins Cause that's just what we need to know Sorry for your job It's partly cause we know we're Probably your only smart close friends There's something we can't see here sponsored links You're certainly in sin There must be something wrong With your relationship with God Because of something that you've done I don't really wanna talk, said Job But I thought you might like to know That this finger pointing thing is wrong And I want you all to leave me alone So let me be excused from you I want a jury of my peers I want a jury of my peers And not some petty phony smart close friends We're still here What do you think That you're trying to prove? As you gang up and talk down to me? Bending my ears, accusing me of wrong With friends like that,who needs enemies? Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends What did I do to deserve such a fate? Was it murder or some evil thought? How do I deal with the pressure and pain? Are you sad because you're finally caught? No! Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends Did you cheat anybody? I cheat nobody at all Did you steal anybody? That wasn't funny at all Would you agree to a lie detector test? Yes, I'm certain that I haven't don a crime What if the police said you had to confess? Go! I would tell them that they'd lost their minds Go! Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends Did you beat anybody? I just keep beating my breast Do you need an attorney? I need you to give it a rest Oh, I can cry with little help from my friends Oh,and asky why with little help from my friends Oh, gonna die with a little help from my friends Yes, so goodbye, you're little help now my friends You're little help now my friends