ApologetiX - Such Impressive Loving Smart Close Friends lyrics

Parody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" performed by the Beatles and written by John Lennon & Paul McCartney (Job 1:1-42:17) It was many years ago, they say That the devil had a prank to play He took Job and picked him out a crowd And took everything he had worthwhile And then he introduced a group Of friends he'd known for all those years Who thought they were his only smart close friends We're such impressive, loving, smart, close friends We hope you'll let us join ya, Job Start confessin' all your darkest sins 'Cause that's just what we need to know Sorry for you, Job It's partly 'cause we know we're Probably your only smart close friends There's something we can't see here You're certainly in sin There must be something wrong with your Relationship with God because Of something that you've done "I don't really wanna talk," said Job "But I thought you might like to know That this finger-pointing thing is wrong And I want you all to leave me alone So let me be excused from you – I want a jury of my peers And not some petty phony smart close friends!" We're ... still ... here!