ApologetiX - Jezebel lyrics

(1 Kings 16:31, 18:13, 19:1-2, 21:1-25; 2 Kings 9:30-37) Hey, I just painted up my eyes And my clothes – are a little big in size Don't you think I need elastic stretch waist bands My husband's forcing me to wear the pants 'Cause I'm Jezebel - I'm Israel's king So don't tell me that I'm his wife Yes I'm Jezebel – I'm the one who really pulls the strings So don't tell me 'bout equal rights Oh ... I'm happy enough right here The moment that I came from Sidon So many Hebrews have had to run and hide Can't do religious things that they hold so dear It's not the little king that they fear If they want to survive, they comply Oh, I'm Jezebel, and the prophets won't preach 'Cause I put them to d**h when they try Yes I'm Jezebel – throw the Good Book at me For unbiblical brutal crimes Oh ... they have a lot to fear LEAD Oh ... I can make it myself, dear Someone just rebelled I just-a fell – hear me yell There's not much that's left of me Oh, I'm Jezebel – there has been a conspiracy I took a plunge and I heard a crunch Oh, I'm Jezebel, where's the rest of me? Well, I've a hunch dogs just ate me for lunch Oh, I'm Jezebel – my skull's all I see Elijah's won – it's over and done Oh, I'm Jezebel – woe is me My evil's done – it's no fun – perishin'* Oh – I've had it, I'm through Oh – It's sad but quite true Oh – I have a lot to fear