Parody of "Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'" by Journey (Mark 5:21-31, 6:31-34; Luke 8:42) Through every week Night after night They press in -- to see the Christ Shovin', crushin', squeezin' each other When we're alone -- all by ourselves More crowds -- soon come for help Shovin', crushin', squeezin' the Teacher there They're tearin' Him apart Every every day Yes, sharin' Him is hard Oh, what can I say It's scarin' me a lot It won't be long, yeah Tell you right now Till the Lo-o-o-rd, ooh, He isn't around 'Cause you've shoved Him, you've crushed Him, you've squeezed Him to nothin' You're tearin' Him apart Ooh, every every day Yes, sharin' Him is hard Oh, yeah, what can I say Now you've shoved Him, you've crushed Him to nothin' So wait your turn with Christ Luke 8:42b As Jesus was on his way, the crowds almost crushed him.