ApologetiX - Welcome to the Judges lyrics

Parody of "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n' Roses (Judges 17:6, 21:25) So many gods! Welcome to the Judges, we've got funny names Ain't got Axl, Slash and Duff but we still rose to fame We've got some people that you'll find a heavy group indeed If you're watching 1400 B.C. Court TV It's the Judges, welcome to the Judges Let me sing it to you Come-a come-a come-a come-a come-a come and see, see Ooh, I wanna watch you read Welcome to the Judges, we've tasted Canaanite ways Israel was a chosen breed, but Israel likes to play And they're so very cyclical with their idolatry They get enslaved by bad guys but Jehovah sets them free With the Judges, welcome to the Judges You know what? Judges chapter 17, verse 6 should be our theme Welcome to the Judges, if you're versed in every page You learn the list starts with Othniel, Ehud, Shamgar, then you say That you got the Deborah who helped Barak, Gideon, Abimelech Tola, Jair, Jephthah, Ibzan, Elon Abdon, Samson way in the back In the Judges, welcome to the Judges Let me sing 'em to you No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not Judge Judy - Please! I'd rather watch you sneeze When you're tired of Wapner and you're done with Joe Brown Joe Brown, Joe Brown, come 'round You know where you are? You're with the Judges, baby They're funny guys REPEAT ALL THREE CHORUSES Let's go and read through it now Judges 17:6 In those days Israel had no king; everyone did as he saw fit.