ApologetiX - It's Stil Got the Joel you Need lyrics

What's the matter with the quotes I'm sharin'? Can't you tell that your guy's too dry Babe, I'm not some kind of old, drab scholar Well, but that dude's from ancient times Yeah, but you should try him out, baby, really You can't just trash him till you've read him or you're silly Yeah, the Bible doesn't have a dude named Billy But it's still got the Joel you need Once the man predicted Armageddon Can you us tell that without a smile? What he said back then was quite inspired It's a concept we've been hearin' a while Now it is, but it was new then to them, though And, yes, verse 2:32's monumental God wants your trust even if there's locusts It's still got the Joel you need Ohhhh, there was man between Hosea and Amos And there's locusts in his famous scene Maybe you'd abandon town, but you can't get around What the Lord predicts in chapter 3 Ain't Armageddon extreme? How about a prayer to fix our blindness And deprive our arrogance? Well, you should really read what Joel promised, baby Would you just give Him half a chance? Don't waste your money on your shoes, status seekers You get more value from a sheep-shearin' preacher Just pray, He'll save, that's great, anyway It's still got the Joel you need Ooooooooooh hoo! What's the matter with that crowd I'm seein' Don't you know that's the sound of tongues? What did Simon Peter say they was doin'? Said you're wrong if you think they're drunk Go to Joel in chapter two - that's the one he Told us we should look at 'cause Joel saw it coming It's the last days - hooray -- verse 2:28 It's still got the Joel you need Yeah, the Bible doesn't have a dude named Billy But it's still got the Joel you need