ApologetiX - You're So Plain lyrics

Parody of "You're So Vain" performed and written by Carly Simon (Isaiah 52:14-15, 53:2-3; Luke 19:10) (Whispered) Son of God You walked into the party While you were talkin' unto Your mom She said the people are gettin' low on wine They scarfed it up and there's none You had one sign then and there for them The water turned to wine And all the world knew that they'd seen a prophet They'd seen a prophet and You're so plain – it's obvious there's something about You You're so plain (You're so plain) But skeptics think I'm wrong and they doubt You Doubt You Doubt You Though You had these signs and miracles The scribes were still quite naive When You said to repent of their sinning there The Sadducees never grieved But You came to save and seek the lost And one of them was me I heard some priests in the crowd, they were scoffing 'Cause they were co*ky and You're so plain – they'd proudly make this comment about You You're so plain (You're so plain) I hate to think where I'd be without You Don't you Go to Those fools LEAD I heard some priests in the crowd, they were scoffing 'Cause they were co*ky and You're so plain – the prophets said that some would revile You You're so plain Isaiah 53 has been found true So true So true When other heroes then liked to wear a toga On a warhorse after they won Then You'd do Your miracles off where no one knows Ya So people totally missed what You'd done They're aware You could be our Messiah But they would not commit Some stumble in spite of the signs that You showed them I could have told them that You're so plain – the prophets and the Psalms wrote about You You're so plain (So plain) And everything's revolving around You Lord, You, Lord, You, Lord, You You're so plain – it's obvious there's something about You You're so plain – it's obvious there's something about You You're so plain – it's obvious there's something about You