Well, you're looking real hard 'cause you're trying to find the Apostles and it just keeps getting tougher on your brain. Well, I've got to do my part 'cause I know them by heart: I've got an easy way to name their names. Well their names ain't fictitious, so now don't get suspicious, 'Cause I know them and they're friends of mine. And I know that it's true, that I can sing them for you: they'll come back to me if I make them rhyme. So keep apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee namin' Simon called Peter, James, and John, and Andrew, Levi (nicknamed Matthew), Phillip, Doubting Thomas, and James the Less Simon called the Zealot, and Nathaniel (who's called Bartholomew), and Jude Thaddeus. So keep apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee, postle-me, postle namin', namin', namin' The Apostles Apostl-ee namin' Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo Judas is missing: he lost his position, but you know there are two men in line. And you that it's true Matthias did fill his shoes, and Paul would come and join them in his sweet time. So keep apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee namin' Keep on apostl-ee, postle-me, postle namin', namin', namin' The Apostles