ApologetiX - We're in a Parody Band lyrics

Parody of "We're An American Band" by Grand Funk Railroad I went and wrote some parodies Karl tried a little rock, put me on a stage Keith sleeps comedy, we threw him in the act Bill adds some more soul and has a knack for chat We're all four guys with many dreams But God can help you focus these things Music lyrics we rewrite As long as we can take a tune and show the light We're in a parody band We're here to share with the fans We've got a two-part style We'll tell you part's Weird Al The other part's Billy Graham Four Aquafinas and soda pop We're waiting for the van to return from the shop Philadelphia late at night its battery died The hotel we slept in it was highly priced Now seeing as I'm waiting, I have a plan Would you like to meet the boys in the band I'm J. - Karl's the dude with the guitar on And we've got Keith on the ba** and Bill on drums We're in a parody band We're in a terrible van We're comin' to your town And if your car breaks down We're good Samaritans, man We're in a parody band The Bible's there in your hand You're thumbin' through yours now We'll help you start it out With a one-year reading plan We're in a parody band We're into prayer and defense We're from a two-sport town Three if the Pirates count It's just so rare that we win We're in a parody band We're at a charity dance We're only two doors down We know it's Shark Week now But please come there if you can We're in a parody band ... whoo! We're in Bob Flaherty's band ... whoo! Will this hilarity end ... whoo!