ApologetiX - Late December 5 or 6 B.C. lyrics

Parody of "December 1963 (Oh What a Night)" by The Four Seasons (Colossians 2:16-17, Romans 14:4-6) Oh, holy night -- Late December 5 or 6 B.C. Was a special time in history In Bethlehem -- oh, holy night Oh, holy night -- You know we still don't even know the date The time of year or month when Jesus came Celebrate it every night Oh, I -- I got a funny feeling that the Lord ain't amused When we fight-- about which holidays we all should use Oh, holy night -- It's not timing that's the vital thing Jesus never changes seasonally -- Late December or July Why raise a fuss about which holy days are better? Those things are shadows now and Jesus is all that matters Oh, holy night FIRST RAP Scholars ain't sure 'bout the birth of our Lord It could 6 B.C., 5 B.C. 4 The current way we figure out time was not designed Till 500 years after Christ arrived and died And the guy who tried to find the right time when Christ had died And design the time line with B.C. and A.D. Should get a B, C, or a D for sloppy math And maybe a new abacus on top of that Oh, wow, Co-loss-i-ans 2:16, let no one judge you In regard to sabbaths, holidays or what's good food Oh, holy night Put the tinsel on the tree tonight Read along in Romans 14:5 -- Celebrate it when you like SECOND RAP Frankly in the valley of d**h He's a powerful shepherd in December Or whatever date the calendar sets I think I counted 11 months without it and yet The Christmas holiday gets a vast amount of attention So I thought I would mention that we don't know just when the Holy blessed event took place -- It might have been May The Bible ain't specific about the month or the day With Orthodox Christmas it's January 6th For the rest of us Christians December 25th But the most important thing is that Christ is Lord and King And that's all the more reason to lift up the Lord Jesus In all the four seasons The Christmas rush may be over in December But up in Heaven they'll be praising the Lord forever Oh, holy night