ApologetiX - Nice Iced Pavement lyrics

Parody of "Ice Ice Baby" performed by Vanilla Ice and written by Vanilla Ice, Earthquake, Freddie Mercury, Brian May, Roger Taylor, John Deacon & David Bowie (James 1:2-3, Romans 8:28, 1 Peter 5:7) Yo, see my tree! It's Christmas! Nice iced pavement Nice iced pavement All-night shopping – I had to take a list in Ice is packed on my windshield – it glistens Some kid said the roads will be icy Closed up the shop when I paid and left light speed Will this weather stop? Yo, I don't know Scrape off the ice – it won't go! Through the extremes I walk on ice 'cause my van won't Start up -- it seems I need a jump or I can't go And – I'm wearin' sneakers not boots They're fillin' with rain looks like I'm going to be slush soon Lovely – man, my baby toe's k**in' me And I didn't dress to the best of my ability Rough or leave it – you bet I can't stay The weather is cold out and it's no sleigh Guess I've got a problem – no one saw it Just have to hope for a heat wave to thaw it Nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really Now, I'll get my battery jumpin' Triple A checks in but I think he's not comin' Says there's no point in appointment makin' "Look at them streets, guy, the plows can't take it Minimum of a six-hour window" I go crazy when I hear that info I hide that – what a screwed-up trip, though I wanna roll – it's time to throw snowballs Throwin' maybe five or so So my rage stopped now but my hands just froze Don't really understand why I'm waitin' just to pray, right? Did you start? No, I just nosedived Slipped on a sewer grate I stepped on I bust my lip and now my head is oozin' red stuff I talked with God, yo, and I continued to Pray and pray Different attitude! Nerves were shot, but I'm blessed, yes indeedy Often troubles drive a man who's needy To Jesus 'Cause about then I find A manger display and I knew it was a sign Ready for a jump after all I jump like Jack-be-nimble 'cause I'm full of faith, y'all From God – sprang up like a well I grab my side 'cause I hurt myself Falling on the concrete feels bad But something bizarre – came out of that Suffered some bumps there, I have a bruised back I'm tryin' to find my way back home but I feel jacked But peaceful and serene – you know what I mean? And that's enough -- I'm lovin' all the snow scenes If I got some problems, yo, He'll solve 'em Just have to look how He keeps Earth revolvin' Nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really Make heat 'cause I'm a really cold poet My head has lost some steam from encasing it in snow, it's Like mounds of mashed potatoes on my face now I'd love to take and stick coals on the ground If it sounds like I'm cynical still People, my disposition is chill But tucked in and warm with the help of a compress Would make it nice --- with a ton of gifts Christmas displays guide my way Lights that can singe ya What? That's my neighbor's place! So glad – on the street I just ran You're right; that was dumb -- I fell on ice again Remind me, won't ya, that it's time to get boots But tonight's not the night while I sip my soup With those other problems, yo, He'll solve 'em Just got me home now -- He'll be there for all of 'em Nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really nice iced pavement A really Snow, man, let's get out of here Worst weather ever! Nice iced payment – too cold Nice iced payment – too cold, too cold Nice iced payment – too cold, too cold Nice iced payment – too cold, too cold Under the weather Under the weather Weather, weather