Parody of "Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace I can't explain this well So many kinds of life But I still can't yet find Somebody friendly who is like me I can't console myself So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me Someone to help me name these animals I have begun Help me, please -- don't want no chimpanzees Someone to help me name these animals I can't just date myself So let me find a bride But not the dangerous type Somebody pretty who has nice hair I can't just hold myself So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me Someone to help me name these animals I have begun She'll be petite and someone real sweet Someone to help me name these animals I have begun We'll be a team 'cause she'll agree with me Someone to help me name these animals Someone to help me through this life here I can't just clone myself Somebody shapely on my side, yeah To share this space I dwell So, Lord, if you concede a partner's right for me Someone to help me name these animals I have begun I'll be complete -- and she can clean for me Someone to help me name these animals I have begun Beneath the trees, we'll grab a bite to eat Someone to help me name these animals These animals I have begun Genesis 2:20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds of the air and all the beasts of the field. But for Adam no suitable helper was found.