ApologetiX - You May Be Bright lyrics

Parody of "You May be Right" by Billy Joel (John 3:19-21) Friday Christ had just departed, Saturday Christ's grave was guarded Sunday came and Christ came out again And the stone they had in front was a sturdy heavy one That they all were much too weak to roll away Now the men they had to guard that stone were top defensive guys from Rome Even though Christ's own disciples were afraid But the stone was knocked aside and He made it out alive So you said they only moved Him from His grave You may be bright -- I say you're crazy Hey, but you just may need illuminated a little more Turn on the light -- it's kinda shady My faith is strong because I know the way He died Remember how they crowned Him there 'cause Rome had no electric chair They slowly tortured folks until they died Yeah, the Romans scourged Him and -- they said "Take this cross and stand Cause we'd like you, Boy, to drag this for a while" Then on top of all the things they'd tried, when Christ was done they crucified Him Someone's spear went straight through at His waist But you say the Man just swooned and they all were just confused And He really was just in a coma state You may be bright -- I say you're crazy Hey, but it just may be excuses that you're lookin' for If you hate the light -- It's too late to save ya My faith is strong because I know the way He died You may be bright -- I say you're crazy Hey, but I just can't be the humanist you're lookin' for Throw out the lies -- don't try to phase me You say we're wrong because I know you hate the light