Parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top (1 Kings 3:5-15, 4:20-34, 10:14-29) In First Kings 2, My daddy told me what I gotta do. Real soon, Dad died. I had to lead the Israelites. I told God to make me wise as He can 'cause Israel needs to have a smart blest man. Don't want diamond rings. I need wisdom from the King of Kings. God said: "Slick pick! Since you said that I'm gonna make you rich. They'll come runnin' from the farthest of lands To hear the Lord's wisdom from a smart, blest man." LEAD SPOKEN: I don't know how, how, how ... but He did it. You know what I'm talkin' about! Got gold, got cla**. But I don't care because it all will pa**. Get faith, find love If you're smart, those are enough. Then ask God to make you wise as He can And everyone will say that you're a smart, blest man