Parody of "Dirty Little Secret" by The All-American Rejects Let me know what I've done wrong That You won't respond at all I'm going down this time it's true If You wait then I am through Tell me how You are not awake Right now facing a hurricane You are the only one asleep You know Lord please move -- I'm turning a little seasick, turning a little seasick Lord help us at once or we'll be just another shipwreck Sitting on the sea bed, I mean you no disrespect I'm turning a little seasick You have to know Lord preserve our fragile lives If the next wave we survive I don't think now's the time to snooze Chapter 8 here in Matthew Help please now or we'll all be dead While You lay on a waterbed You are the only one asleep you know Lord please move -- I'm turning a little seasick, turning a little seasick Lord tell me now what did You think when You fell asleep and Did You count Your sheep then? Hope that You can keep them From going off the deep end You have to know Lord wake up or we'll die The water's getting high It's filling up the boat And You're our only hope Please make things all right Save us Lord Christ I need you -- I'm turning a little seasick I'm losing my lunch for sure I wish I didn't eat it I need You -- I'm turning a little seasick, turning a little seasick Lake Galilee's wonderful now if the weather's decent It hasn't been of recent, we're in a stormy season I'm turning a little seasick, turning a little seasick Turning a little seasick -- You have to know You have to know Matthew 8:24 Without warning, a furious storm came up on the lake, so that the waves swept over the boat. But Jesus was sleeping.