ApologetiX - None Too Ladylike lyrics

Parody of "1985" by SR-71, based on the version by Bowling for Soup (1 Kings 16:30-32, 18:3-19, 19:1-2, 21:1-26, 2 Kings 9:7-22, 9:30-37) Jezebel hit the wall, she really had a fall What a happy day for Israel's PTA She screamed a lot for sure when she fell 20 floors Finally bit the dust, man God overthrew her plans She was into Baal and Asherah She was gonna be in charge She was gonna just hara** All the good Israelites at large She fell, oh, yes indeed Here's now her eulogy Look at her savage life Another desperate housewife If you're thinking Madonna was wild before Kabbalah Well there used to be one queen who made her look like Mrs. Clean Her stupid old husband, he gave her what she wanted But she k**ed and often lied She's none too, none too, none too ladylike She k**ed all the prophets she could ever find Wrecked Israel's idiot kings Ahab and Ahaziah She mocked God's commands - not a big Leviticus fan Got the upper hand on the men around who ran the land Where's the ministers? Made 'em pagan And she's no mother-type; this isn't Nancy Reagan When immorality becomes P.C. What can the righteous do? Skip town, lay low 'cause that lady's a bloodthirsty piranha Ahab was her pawn just Like Count Dooku in Part 3 And Jezebel's like Palpatine She's ruthless and ice cold Don't tell us that she's nice, though Cause she serves the darker side She's none too, none too, none too ladylike These hate crimes - they did stop General Jehu led an a**a**in's plot And when she saw he was comin' after her Her face just dropped, dropped, dropped And now we're singing cantatas Happy Rosh Hashana And it's due to just one thing That Jezebel is history The prophet she talked to He told her she'd be dogfood 'Cause she k**ed, she ought to die She's none too ladylike First Kings 16, you're gonna Meet her if you wanna Filled with voodoo, debauchery Her name lives on in infamy The truth's in the Bible She'd love Samaritan Idol She'd choose Baal and not Bo Bice She's none too, none too, none too ladylike