Parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan (2 Timothy 3:15-16; Nehemiah 8:8) Genesis and Exodus, then you got Leviticus Numbers, Deuteronomy, then here's where you're gonna be Josh-U-a, Judges, Ruth, and then you got a bunch of twos First and Second Samuel, a pair of Kings and Chronicles Look out, kids, we're startin' a list, God knows best and put Ezra next He's got Nehemiah, Esther, Job and Psalms and Proverbs And then there's Ecclesiastes with the Preacher And the Song of Solomon and you've only done a third Maybe you don't know it but there's a lot of prophets Talkin' about Isaiah, Jeremiah, Lamentations It's Jeremiah's sequel, followed by Ezekiel Daniel and Hosea, Joel, oy, such a deal! Look out, kids, there's plenty more than this Like Amos, Obadiah, the famous Jonah, Micah Nahum, Habakkuk, Zephaniah, Haggai & Zechariah Then there's Malachi and 400 years of quiet We're done with the Old Testament there ain't no book of Hezekiah Oh, Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Romans, 1, 2 CORinthians YOU'RE in the Testament we call the New GALatians SALvation Ephesians says it's by grace and It's in Philippians, Colossians are you listenin' Look out next and 1 & 2 Thess -alonians, and both Timothys, and Titus, oh, man Then you got Philemon When you finally roll through the Book they call the Hebrews James oughta be there and First and Second Peter Oh, First John, Second John, Third John, roll on Jude is next to last and yes we're finally at 66 Revelation and this conversation is done but 20 years of schoolin' ain't as good an education Look out, kids, and read down the list Better hunt down a Bible get yourself an eyeful Pretty soon your liable to start your own revival Don't only read it once - you'd better keep on It's God's own Word and He likes His book recycled