ApologetiX - Sweet Oholibamah lyrics

Parody of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynard Skynard 1-2-3 (I've heard enough) Bigamy was Esau's burden I married me girls who grieved my kin I'm bringin' someone now to solve that I just got married once again - I'm takin' a chance, yes Well, I heard what my mom thinks about them (Mother's mad) Well, her dirty deal put me down Well, I hope my mom will remember Her son who ran won't be around anyhow Sweet Oholibamah, you're my wife that's the truth Sweet Oholibamah, you're just one of quite a few I'm burning mad, but I love my mother, now (Boo hoo hoo) But she's tied in with Jacob's ruse While brother Jacob was robbin' me Mother conned my father, too - I'm tellin' the truth Sweet Oholibamah, all my wives are so blue They don't love my mama 'cause my mama don't approve (Here it comes, melodrama) Now Mother goes and talks to Papa "Let Jacob go and pick a wife or two" (Ain't she cute) Oh, that ticks me off so much It ticks me off 'cause he flew the coop - Now, I might sue Sweet Oholibamah, yeah, my wives aren't amused We gonna have a problem if we go on Family Feud Sweet Oholibamah (oh, sweetheart) Yeah, my wives aren't so few (but my love is true) Even though I'm not monogamous (oh, no) You're my one and only too