ApologetiX - Keep Your Ham to Yourself (parody of Keep Your Hands to Yourself by Georgia Satellites) lyrics

I got a little pigs in a blanket, gonna bring a ring of links Of some sausage tenderloin bacon, green ham and eggs Or eat some pork chops, how 'bout some plain old ribs Always, no hoggy, no piggy, you know it's in Leviticus My honey, my baby, don't put my lunch upon no shelf She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself Bacon, baby, bacon, why you wanna treat me this way? You know, it's still my supper choice, I still feel it tastes great That's when she told me the pure meats Were poultry, fish, sheep, and cows And said, no hoggy, no piggy or food you get from any sow My honey, my baby, don't put my lunch upon no shelf She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself You see I started to feel bad and I was about to give in That's when I started thinkin' about the New Covenant That part that talks about dinner I said, Honey, Acts 10:15 would suggest that I'm right Please read Colossians 2:16, Mark 7:19, don't fight And what about Romans verse 14:3 if nothing else She said, don't hand me no swine and keep your ham to yourself