Apathy - Wonderful X-Mas Time lyrics

[Intro]: Wake up stupid. Wake up! No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! You'll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas. Ho ho ho Merry Christmas b**hes. Apathy. Scoop DeVille [Verse One]: All I want for Christmas is Tribe to reunite A brand new pair of Nikes and Drake to take a hike And my dream is for Nas to do an album with Preem And Wu-Tang to make a song that's as cla**ic as C.R.E.A.M I'm screaming "ho ho ho" and it's kind of f**ed up That b**hes on my Twitter timeline respond "What's up?" So I'm making this list and I'm checking it twice I'm about to start snatching mics if motherf**ers ain't nice These f*g rappers clothes tight like it's Miami Vice I want to stocking with a knife and a bat full of spikes If Chris Kringle out there, please give me an answer I left a whole plate of weed brownies out for Santa So if you see a sleigh flying over at Atlanta On it's way down to Tampa puffing with Donner and Dancer Please tell him I don't care if it's for Christmas or Hanukkah But I need that debut album from Jay Electronica And some Polo wouldn't hurt, maybe a hoodie or two Ayo Blac, should I tell him to bring some p**y for you? (A yes sir!) Case closed, let's continue our business Scoop Deville gave me like a 100 beats for Christmas And I'm... [Hook]: Simply having a wonderful Christmas time The mood is right The spirits up We're here tonight And that's what's up Simply having a wonderful Christmas time Simply having a wonderful Christmas time [Verse Two]: All I want for Christmas is for Big L to be alive I guess we took that sh** for granted back in 1995 All I want is for KRS to be these kids teacher Or Rakim to make these young dudes "Follow The Leader" Twas the night before Christmas and all through my spot You can hear me playing 'Liquid Swords' like it just dropped Cause it's a 'Cold World' boys and girls, take it from me I got a box of ammunition waiting under my tree And either I'm going crazy or ain't taking my medicine But I saw Santa get locked for breaking and entering And it ain't the first time I've seen him up to no good Some Crips made him change clothes before he came in his hood Oh well, what the hell, ring your little Jingle Bells Me and Celph got elves putting records on shelves I was sipping Vodka with Vixen and Comet and Cupid So don't ask me if I'm okay, I'm vomiting stupid Tangled up in all the lights and the fake reindeer My neighbors haven't taken down for the past eight years So here's to the New Years, f** them haters and b**hes Cause I'm simply having a wonderful Christmas [Hook]: Simply having a wonderful Christmas time Simply having a wonderful Christmas time The word is out, about the town So lift your gla** Ah, don't look down The mood is right Simply having a wonderful Christmas time Simply having a wonderful Christmas time The choir of children sing their song They practiced all year long Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong The mood is right The party's on The spirits up We're here tonight And that's what's up Simply having a wonderful Christmas time Simply having a wonderful Christmas time The mood is right The party's on The spirits up We're here tonight Ohhh, that's enough Ohhhhhhh Christmas time