Apathy & Celph Titled - S.M.D. lyrics

[Intro] "You know in the good ole' days We'd have a smart punk like you fitted for a pair of cement pajamas For a long sleep at the bottom of the river." [Celph Titled speaking] Yeah, Celph Titled aka Jesus Ice Shinin' the chrome for all you horseless headman motherf**ers [Verse One] [Celph Titled] You hear the sound of ricochet you better duck to Hell Appetite for destruction After the lead releases I s** the shells Chrome Depot culinary art form It's magnifique I need a female with Kelly Price physique I'm sick in the noggin' This ain't for the squeamish I stay givin' it to pussies whether I use my knife or I use my penis It's a full moon and my K-9's came with grey nines Now you speechless, with your hands up like a gay mime I heard Satan talkin' sh** and had to pistol whip the b**h Put a crack in his horns Became John Malkovitch In my casket with a poker face I'm dead serious Ricky Ricardo on some conspiracy theory sh** I'm goin' Hollywood in three seconds flat Detonate the nuke? You'll need a chin strap for that fitted cap No special effects, these are real torpedoes Catch my snuff film live on MTV Making The Video [Hook] Y'all wanna see a show for free? "You can s** my dick" - Ol' Dirty ba*tard 'Brooklyn Zoo' You broke and want a beat from me? "You can s** my dick" All you f*gs that get offended "You can s** my dick" Conscious rapper tryin' to talk sh** "You can s** my dick" b**hes think they doin' favors "You can s** my dick" All you critics and player haters "You can s** my dick" If you don't have my money on hand "Now which part of 's** my dick' don't you understand" - Show & AG [Verse Two] [Celph Titled] I really love it when these b**hes start cursin' at me It's like they swearin' to God, don't take it personally Come at me sideways and get twisted backwards Hollow points move forwards in all directions the outcomes disastrous You better call the psych hot line and find out if my Glock nine Will leave you bleedin' in a shirt that says "Stop Crime" Chain down to my feet rockin' an Iceberg scarf Out from Con Edison's ? in Central Park Caped Crusada with a baked potato Stuck in the nozzle so the gun blast sounds like space invader phases h*mo rap cats, y'all some undercover brothers You photo shoot look like a Tevin Campbell album cover Chillin' in Tampa Bay, 100 degrees with a ski mask A dirty desperado type of n***a (believe dat) My man J-Zone made a track for me to spit to And show these motherf**ers what a crazy spic will do [Hook] Y'all don't like battle rhymes "You can s** my dick" You don't wanna see me shine "You can s** my dick" Think I won't use my Beretta "You can s** my dick" You're jealous and think you're better "You can s** my dick" Want me to hear you demo tape "You can s** my dick" Don't wanna say it to my face "You can s** my dick" You think I fear another man "Now which part of 's** my dick' don't you understand?" "Who are you?" "The man with a gun. Pow. How bout you?" "s** my dick" "s** my..." "With my nuts on your tonsil" - Snoop Dogg 'Dre Day' [Verse Three] [Celph Titled] Excuse me What's all this rap sh** about? f**in' with me, the only thing comin' off your dome is ya scalp You probably think I fantasize of blastin' a tech I'd rather punch your teeth till they poke out the back of your neck Whilin' out Knockin' out jake, breakin' his jaw Now that's what the f** I call, layin' down the law World renown king of punchlines Grimy rap, gangsta sh** Spit harder than a nervous gun with anxious clips This twelve inch will destruct when I'm dead And you'll be wonderin', "You think he went to Hell for all that sh** he said?" I'm formin' a group with real criminals Chi Ali, Steady-B, Cool C, rappers with real rap sheets And nasty tracks with beats Put more crack in the streets When 808 ba** kicks, breaks sh** My earthquake hits... Way beyond the San Andreas Remain Godly With Elvis and 2Pac at my record release party [Hook] You're an ugly ho but still "You can s** my dick" You don't think this track is ill "You can s** my dick" You don't like my choice of words "You can s** my dick" Think you could spit a better verse? "You can s** my dick" You think you got the nicest crew? "You can s** my dick" And act hard in interviews "You can s** my dick" You ain't a Celph Titled fan "Now which part of 's** my dick' don't you understand?" "s** my dick" "s** my dick" "s** my..." "You can s** my...."