A laundry list a mile long I've got so much to do No, I don't see that elephant standing in the room And I keep telling everyone it's something like the flu But I'm sick of feeling lovesick over you You're gonna feel a little sting A little like a prick A heart without an arrow in it gonna make you sick And I keep telling everyone it's something like the flu But I'm sick of feeling lovesick over you You say you love me, you'll never leave me standing all alone Been 14 days and 50 drinks, I'm staring at the phone What do you know? What do you know? I keep telling everyone it's something like the flu They raised my rent, I lost my job—it's anything but you You said you'd love me You'd never leave me Standing all alone Where did you go? 'Cause I don't know... No, I don't know...