Antsy McClain and the Trailer Park Troubadours - Ron Howard's Brother lyrics

[Intro] Ron Howard's brother-r-r [Verse 1] If I was Ron Howard's brother I'd have an iron-clad career I'd have a house by the ocean Do one or two movies every year If I was Ron Howards brother I have it made in the shade I'd hang around with other famous people like Jim Belushi and Randy Quaid Folks'd see us at the mall And everybody'd know my name Hey, it's Ron Howards Borther And everyone in Hollywood They'd all be treating me good They'd know their fate was sealed By the power I wield [Verse 2] And everybody'd ask me questions "how is Andy Griffith in real life?" "is it true what they say about Domer?" "did you really meet Barney Fife?" And I would give them educated answers It's the least I could do For being Ron Howard's brother And I can play a man in a white shirt The same role in the last nine flix I'd get my very own trailer Be on the set every day by six And nobody would dare mess with me I'd still be getting cheques from Disney Enter parties with all my friends Show the rug I made from gentle ben [Outro] If I was Ron Howards Brother (Ron Howard's brother) (x4)