Antisoc - RPS lyrics

If a difficult decision has you under stress Play it out with a game of RPS ready your hands, and at the count of three display your choice to defeat your enemy the hardest of the three choices is rock it crushes scissors just like cinder block defeating all in it's path, like a crusader beats everything... well except for paper scissors is a good choice if you like to crop cut into that paper and never stop smoke weed, and you're gonna get stoned and if they choose rock, you're gonna get owned rock may be strong, but paper covers it forcing your opponent to submit watch out for scissors, they like to cut if you chose paper, they'll kick your bu*t here we go Rochambeau make your choice and get ready to throw if we can't agree just 1, 2, 3 and play a game of rock, paper, scissors with me "1, 2, 3" "... Tiger claw!" "Dude, tiger claw is not a legal move in Rock Paper Scissors" "oh" If this isn't hard enough let's add some new rules like 2 extra attacks that are valuable tools if you're a purist, you'll stop right now just to criticize me like Simon Cowell 33 percent of normal matches end a tie and honestly that number is pretty high and ties are a thing that I like to prevent with 5 choices, it drops to 20 percent First there's Lizard, which loses to rock and it easily defeats paper or spock scissors cuts lizard but that's to be expected a lizard cut in half can't be ressurected Spock is a wise chose, that's for sure even though it loses to lizard and paper spock is the choice of numerous winners because it beats both rock and scissors here we go Rochambeau make your choice and get ready to throw if we can't agree just 1, 2, 3 and play a game of rock, paper, scissors with me "Ow... why did you just punch me?" "This is full contact, right" "Dude, rock paper scissors has never been full contact" "Oh..." If you want the goods, keep your eye on the prize in this hardcore game, there's no room for ties let's drop two choices and just to keep it fair let's add fire, water, sponge and air fire beats scissors, paper, and sponge sponge beats water when it takes the plunge a sponge soaks paper in case you care and when you wring it out, the sponge absorbs air air evaporates h20 and exinguishes flame when it blows air blows sand which causes decay on rock formations as it chips away rps-7 is a fun little game but it's still pretty simple to play if you want to play a game thats much more fun try playing rps-101 here we go Rochambeau make your choice and get ready to throw if we can't agree just 1, 2, 3 and play a game of rock, paper, scissors with me "1, 2, 3" "Ok, so I picked Vulture and that beats your UFO" "Yeah, but my UFO is a level 2" "What?" "Yeah, you need to have at least a level 2 Vulture" "No, no, my Vulture has a +3 attack against all type 6 choices" "I see... but you're forgetting about my Shield of Regeneration" "When did you pick that up?" "It was when you chose Airplane, and I beat you with Spider" "But my Airplane was a level 4" "Yes, but that still can't defend against a level 3 Spider" "Oh yeah, good point" "And it allowed me to aquire the Sheild of Regeneration" "You know the Sheild only works on even days of the week" "Or against type 3 creatures" "Ok, you win this round" "Yes, last Red Bull is mine! all mine! Booyah!"