Oh sh** I'm drunk again Have to find a taxi, cannot drive the van Vodka and tequila helped me through the night Don't know who I am, something's disturbing my sight I really should be at home but I can't remember where I live Got sick all over my girlfriend, again I have to piss Crawling home for the fifth time this week My liver and my mind are playing hide and seek But I don't worry, I'm happy when I drink And I don't care if my friends say I stink It's Saturday night, I am in a fight Someone took my girlfriend, I had to set it right Smashed the f**er's face with a bottle of gin Showed him places of the bar where he never could have been But he was not alone, his friends came after me Ran as fast as I could but now I'm dizzy on my knees Crawling home again Lost three teeth and there's blood on my shirt Some busted ribs, a broken jaw A guy with a baseball bat was the last thing I saw