Anti-heros - Criminal Mischief lyrics

If I ever get arrested again, I've just got to make it big my friend Cause talk is cheap and violence is funny and we got drunk and f**ed up their party Go to a party at a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise! Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for [Chorus] {Criminal mischief, they called the law, Criminal mischief, kick a hole in the wall Criminal mischief, I don't give a sh**, About all you stupid pricks} Go to a party in a ritzy high rise, knock on the door, what a surprise! Smashing tables, breaking chairs, Tim threw a cat down the stairs Hate art f*gs and the new wave, Face put a basketball in the microwave Here comes a cop with a gun in his hand, I just pissed in the fresh fruit stand When they throw me in the back of the car, I know what it'll be for [Chorus]