Sittin' home on a Saturday night I can't believe she called me I've beening waitin' for my whole life and now she's dead Betty Sue..is dead! Betty Sue... Sittin' home on a Saturday night I've got nothin' better to do then to sit here and play with myself now that she's dead Betty Sue...is dead! Betty Sue... [speaking] This song is about my girlfriend from 1953. She was the hottest girl in town. But nobody liked her except for me. She was bi-s**ual...bi-s**ual (no way) bi-s**ual (heh wow) there's no such thing as a bi-s**ual in 1953! (say that again) there's no such thing as a bi-s**ual in 1953! She died yesterday (oh..oh) in a car wreck (oh..oh) looking at her playboy..and now she's dead! She died yesterday (oh..oh) in a car wreck (oh..oh) a large price to pay to be a pervert Betty Sue...is dead! Betty Sue... ...to be a pervert! Betty Sue...is dead! Betty Sue is dead. oh yeah she's one dead girl!