You've been working all your life to make the world a better place And you're feeling proud of what you've done No hard feelings or regrets on your dying day Knowing that you'll soon be gone Time to say goodbye to your dog and kids and wife Grateful life's been good and long Summer's here and you're feeling everything's alright Expiring to your favorite song On your way through the tunnel Towards the light Don't know where you're going But it feels so right Welcome to the beauty parlor, you're turning blue.. Let's see what we can do for you Just a little make up here and there And then we do your hair I promise you, when we are through You'll look better than if you were alive All dressed up in a casket, looking like a clown Dead flowers everywhere People you never cared about gathered all around Working hard to look oh so sad Other people's vanity stealing away your pride There ain't nothing you can do Spitting on everything you ever fought for in your life Even making you pay for it too One last humiliation One last painful show Dying in this constipated nation Gonna bring you lightyears beyond the deepest low One last humiliation One last painful show Just one last perversion Before they let you go